Saturday, December 31, 2005

My New Year's Resolution...

Looking back upon the last year, examining all my choices and accomplishments, there seemed to be only one conclusion I could come to, with regard to the next path I should take in life. It's not that it's been lacking. After all, I have a wonderful husband, a house full of cats, and a job that hasn't quite yet, forced me to the bottle...not yet. However, despite all these things I have to be thankful for, there is still room for improvement, which leads me to my one and only New Year's Resolution...

I resolve to become more like Wonder Woman.

Now, I know what you're thinking...Come on Cathy, dare to dream! But hear me out. You see, she is my hero...I love her more than anything...she's so smart...and beautiful...and gracious...and everything I could ever hope to be.....

Oh! Uh...Cathy! I didn't see you there! Umm...I was just keeping your blog warm for you, while you get your computer fixed...what am I writing? Uh...nothing...nothing at all...

Yes folks. I'm afraid it's true...I am an imposter. However, little does Cathy know that by asking me to sub for her, while she weeds through her technical difficulties, she is playing straight into my eeeevil plans for ultimate world domination. First this blog - next, maybe yours....MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA....

The Wonder Woman action figure I sent her for Christmas still does my bidding, and has been very busy, initiating the sabotage that allowed me to assume control of this blog, and Michael's. And don't laugh Rob - you're next!

So, who knows how long Cathy will have me dancing on this stage - I used to get paid for this, Cath! But, for the time being, my mission here is to wish you all a Safe and Happy New Year, from Cathy and Michael...and the house full of cats!

This post brought to you by the smart, beautiful, gracious and maniacal Wonder Woman from A North American Patriot

5 comments:

chrys said...

HOOO - ya tal kin bout that thar weemn who be 2 gooo'd 2 du yer "meme!" Hmmmm - ;-D HAPPY NEW YEAR CATHY & MICHAEL!! Yep - mus b 2 ole!

Jedi Master Rob said...

Uh.. I haven't heard from Cathy in days. Are you sure she is having computer trouble? Is there something you wanna tell me?

Wonder Woman said...

Please pay no attention to that thumping sound, coming from the trunk of my car...

Peakah said...

Can you do me a favor and post a picture of yourself wearing the WonderWoman outfit? I'd be forever grateful! *grin*

Hope you rang in the New Year with a smile on your face! Looking forward to laughing with (and AT) you throughout '06!

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